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Why did a gambler scare everyone out from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!

If a hungry shark is after you from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!

What do you call someone who sticks from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

What kind of sharks make good carpentersHammerheads from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

Whats the favourite flavour of sharksSharkolate Various from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!

Where do sharks come fromSharkago Various animal from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

Did you hear about the new shark from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

What do you call rubber bumpers on from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!

What is the most famous sharkWilliam Sharkspeare from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare!

How do you shoot a great white from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

If they made a movie starring the from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

What happens when sharks take their clothes from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

Whats an octopuses favourite latin sayingSquid pro from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

Who was the most famous pirate octopusCaptain from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

What does a squid sheriff formAn octoposse from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!

What does an octopus take on a from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!

Whats wet and wiggly and says how from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

What does an octopus wear on a from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

Where do you find a downandout octopus from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him from Flashcomment Various animal jokes Jokes
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.